Thursday, September 03, 2009

Yield Not To Temptation...


...for - in the words of that old hymn - yielding is sin. My fancy was rather tickled by this image from an advertising campaign deemed by the drinks manufacturer in question to be a tad tasteless - a bit like their fizzy, gut-rot, thirst inducing, copper cleaning, cocao cola.

5 comments:

nursemyra said...

those breasts are really jutting skyward

Beach Bum said...

Yeah - its the GDB (gravity defying bikini) - sells well for the over 40's.

nursemyra said...

where can I buy one?

;-)

Beach Bum said...

Come,come NurseM - I've seen those corset Friday shots and unless you have hung like a bat before taking those snaps gravity has not yet taken its toll on your twin peaks.

Beach Bum said...

During my recent vacation last June a very well endowed lady was sunbathing laying on her back with her top off. She fell asleep at some point and turned over with her "twin peaks" being shown off to a crowded Hilton Head beach.

Now stories like this are old hat and such occurrences are actually common but what was different this time was how my son reacted. He is thirteen now and I swear I had to stop him from staring and walking from where we had setup our spot on the beach and back to the beach house with the topless sleeping lady between the two.

Where it gets really uncomfortable is for some reason my wife refused to walk over and wake the lady and to be honest the beach was crowded and apparently no one else would as well.

I would have myself but I seriously had some concern about being accused of some lurid act by the topless lady with her still half asleep. Making matters worse was that the lady had long since passed the pink sunburned stage and was well into the red lobster look.