Monday, July 13, 2009

Caption Competition


It's usually entertaining to see what talentless advertising photographers come up with when they combine a surf board with a pretty girl. In this case, however, the end result has me wishing I could pose the culprit that took this shot with the nose of that stick inserted firmly where the sun don't shine.

I tried to come up with a suitable caption for this meaningless pose but I'll leave that to you dear readers. The best shot gets a copy of Breath, a new novel from Tim Winton that manages to combine surfing with auto-erotic asphyxiation - and get away with it.

10 comments:

Phil said...

sun block taken to the extreme

nursemyra said...

Breaking news: Evil Knievel reincarnated as a turtle!! Groundbreaking new show coming soon to a beach near you

Beach Bum said...

Hmmm, jury still out - will reach a decision soon...

Espiga, Perranporth said...

Squat Surfboards present the "Take with you-eco-friendly-beach toilet-cubicle-come-surfboard"....No more dipping behind the dunes or in the back of a cave for a quick No.2, just dig a pit, place surfboard upside down at 45 degrees and SQUAT ! Then padlle out as normal.

Beach Bum said...

Young girl marooned on an island for years develops a lurid relationship with her domineering surfboard named Finny.

Beach Bum said...

Competition Over - and the winner is... all of ya! I'll be in touch for mailing addresses and the book will be on it's way.

My own caption would have been in the style of Gary Larsen...

"When Surfers get moles on their back..."

alib said...

I'm board......

nursemyra said...

I'm up to page 128 and loving it!

Beach Bum said...

Nice one Alib - still got a spare copy of the book left - drop me an email with a ship to address if you fancy it .

Beach Bum said...

Glad u r NurseM - thought you might enjoy it ...