Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Spot The Aussie Bum

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No need to go into the demographics of their customer base here but as aficionados of close fitting male undergarments will know, "AussieBum" is a well known brand of Australian swim wear.

For a while, the company in question sponsored our surfboat team. As any "boatie" will confirm, there's really no substitute for a wedgie to give that extra grip on a slippery seat as you power out through the surf.

Here, the crew from Perran's own team line up for a bout of rigorous buttock flexing. These men can crack a nut between those cheeks without flinching. Moreover, one of them actually is an Aussie bum. A pair of Speedos on the way to the lucky reader who spots the derriere from Down Under.

Ladies Team will be posing next week. There is method in my madness...muhahaha!

11 comments:

nursemyra said...

second from the right?

Beach Bum said...

No - that's prime Pommie cheek ...

clif said...

bondi oxford st. comes to the cold mother country. haha. watch the shrinkage.

nursemyra said...

on the left?

barbiewarrior said...

well if we are being encouraged to make broad, sweeping comments about nationalities I'll say it HAS to be the bloke on the second left as he looks like he should be old enough to know better, and as we all know, Australians have no shame. Either that or he needs to get a haircut similar to that of the bloke to his right.

Beach Bum said...

Nice try Barbie - but wrong - although your logic has significant chortle factor going for it.

Nurse M - I've had to consult the adjudicators to see if a second shot is allowed. Suffice to say, if prizes are dispatched, we will expect pics!

nursemyra said...

forget the prized underwear in the post, can I just have the aussie bum in my bed?

barbiewarrior said...

ok, can we have the ladies bottoms now please? i'm sure they are far more aesthetically pleasing, and fingers crossed, one of them won't be an ozzie .. (ozzy?) ...

Beach Bum said...

Barbie W - beauty is in the eye and all that - I got an email from a Patrick who thought the photo "hot" - but yes, I side with you on the aesthetic perspective here. Actually my next post will have a ladies bottom right up there by way of a visual precursor to one of my regular rants...

Spike said...

It's the dude on the left....in the black rashie. Didn't realise the vet was so small compared to the 3 giants in the middle! But (huh!) that is definitely his butt. Gimbre on the far right is only a baby so I shan't comment on him as he still has a bit of growing to do :-)

Beach Bum said...

Spike - Nurse M spotted Fred too - but it was her second go so it didn't count ... btw your man caught some rather tasty waves this afternoon while I was flailing about on one of his Rescue Boards ... anyway, when do I get the girls to pose? Barbie wants to see.