Sunday, June 29, 2008

Obama Will Surf To Victory!


Of course it doesn't really matter who wins as everyone knows that America is run by the folks in the military-industrial complex with the pointy white hats. Just ask Noam Chomsky who's been quoted as saying that "if the Nuremberg laws were applied today, then every postwar American president would have to be hanged."

It matters even less here on the USAF base we call Airstrip 1 but we can take comfort in the fact that the hottest contender for Big Chief White House honcho used to live in Hawaii and therefore, according to the insiders at Surfer Magazine, "has spent some time on a surfboard".

I bet he plays the ukulele too.



Beach Bum said...

Yeah, I can't disagree over the Military-Industrial complex statement. But far too many people both in the upper classes and the middleclass are far too enamored with the "glories" of military action yet have never served. I still believe, or at least hope and pray, that Obama can make a difference. Cause no matter what Noam says if McCain gets elected the next several years are going to be really bad, and I do mean worse than what Bush has put us all through. Excuse my less than scientific explanation but McCain ain't working with all his oars in the water. And for the last ten years he has wanted to send American troops to just about every hot spot on the planet with guns blazing.

Beach Bum said...

Yes, short of not voting - which I don't generally endorse (Zimbabwe election one example) - I'd be putting the X in the Obama box too.

Dashawn Johnson said...

Black people can't swim tho... I'm confused