S-E-X-WAX Unsuitable For Minors

That's young people I'm referring to - not the pasty munching, tin mining variation we used to have in Kernow. It's Friday and I like to put less than zero brain power into posts after 8pm - especially with a glass of vino in my hand and Sea Nymph slaving at the cooker. I'm also recovering from a swim training session where our new coach (a great scowling, brute of a man referred to as "Bones" - presumably because he wears his victim's flesh down to them) had us do the butterfly in one of the tortures exercises he prescribes.

I'm embarrassed to admit that I have never attempted this unnatural stroke before. And talking of strokes, I thought I'd had one today when my brain said "reach up to that shelf and grab that glass" - and my arm barely moved. "Oh the pain, the pain!", as Dr Zachary Smith used to say. Anyway, I inserted the url of s-e-x-wax.com into this on-line Blog Rater and was relieved to see that it came back rated thus:

Apparently, the word ass appears 5 times, sex 4 times, hell thrice, sexy twice and cocaine once. Feck, girls, arse, drink - I'm on a roll.