- One of these men made Saffron buns with David Hasselhoff in Hawaii
- One of these men has a custom wetsuit - with zips in the legs
- One of these men's heads is an erogenous zone - according to his wife
Not sure about these three compadres but I've just about recovered from last Saturday's party. It wasn't the Guinness, it wasn't even the raw, raucous, rockin, thumpin Chunky Custard - no, it was trying to compete on a paddleboard earlier in the day with a bunch of lads half my age. Like trying to balance on a bleedin pencil. When the IRB starts circling round you like a shark, you know it's time to head for shore. Suffice to say, a good time was had by all.