Swim Oddity

Somebody has been wondering where Beach Bum has gone. Well, like I said, if you want regular - keep sucking prunes. If you must know, and you know who "you" are - I've been up to my oxters with this OU course project. Last time I got near to a beach was St.Ives last Sunday - and that's far too way back for my liking. In the meantime, all that swim training is finally starting to pay off. You've heard of the Rorschach test? OK - well, analyse this! Answers on a postcard please, I don't run comment moderation here.