Tacky Surferabilia

There must be many, many factories in China churning out all manner of toys, gizmos, jewellery, widgets & stickers with a "connection" to surfing, body-boarding or associated beach sports.

How tacky is this surfer air freshener here? It smells of coconut, or a rather sickly sweet synthetic approximation of one. I mean, come on, who would buy one of these?

Yeah - that's exactly what I was thinking, as I drove home from the beach today, surfer dude jiggling from the rear view mirror like a hippy on speed.